just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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