is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
Randomize
