I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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