dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Randomize
