hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Randomize