if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
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