Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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