That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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