Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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