She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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