Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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