I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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