just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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