if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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