would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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