well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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