Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
This beer is not sobering me up at all
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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