I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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