that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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