No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
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