he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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