in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
