The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
Randomize