love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
wrigley field is MILF paradise
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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