Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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