Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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