I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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