would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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