I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
honey bunches of taint.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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