Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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