yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
