is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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