i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
People in love make me want to vomit
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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