Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
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