I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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