You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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