all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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