is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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