Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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