You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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