I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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