Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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