I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
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