I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
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