You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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