im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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