Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
Randomize
