haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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