areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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