JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Dicks are not precious.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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