My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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