He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
i believe in u and ur pee
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