Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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