And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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