i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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